*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Hannibal is all wrapped up like my grandmother’s couch
"There is no God."
"Certainly not with that attitude…"
is Hannibal the kind of guy who eats leftovers
"I love your work"
Will Graham’s sad dog crying makes me gag
but in a good way