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Simone. 21. Charlotte. Skincare and makeup enthusiast. All around nerd. Intersectional feminist. Seeker of random knowledge. Come say hello.

kemeticballbuster:

bitteroreo:

kemeticballbuster:

jcoleknowsbest:

kemeticballbuster:

"is my professor gay or just gay passing" the gospel stage play

Bai Mike!

" will he raw me while grading my paper?"- the musical

I’m unfollowing you

"does my gay passing professor wanna know what dis mouf do"- the Oscar winning movie staring Idris Elba as professor bae

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via novapkc)

957,745 plays

tsunglasses:

If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.

(via gayobamafanfiction)

sweet-bitsy:

shun-goku-satsuki-kiryuin:

theshiningd2:

generalivan:

Funimation is based

I doubted this series.

I deserve to be punished.

Believe in the backside.

I have been singing this nonstop for days. I want to stop. But I can’t.

(via onyx-san)

Johnny Tuturro Appreciation Week
Day 3 - favourite johnny outfit(s)

(via madamefosterofficial)

gayobamafanfiction:

I never realised how little white people there were in Rush Hour

like

2 non-white leads and that movie did so well. look at that.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
soypanda soypanda Said:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

sloths > pugs

fight me literallyallie

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
soypanda soypanda Said:

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

My name is D’Artagnan of Lupiac in Gascony.

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