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Simone. 21. Charlotte. Skincare and makeup enthusiast. All around nerd. Intersectional feminist. Seeker of random knowledge. Come say hello.






"is my professor gay or just gay passing" the gospel stage play

Bai Mike!

" will he raw me while grading my paper?"- the musical

I’m unfollowing you

"does my gay passing professor wanna know what dis mouf do"- the Oscar winning movie staring Idris Elba as professor bae


you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

(via novapkc)

957,745 plays


If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.

(via gayobamafanfiction)





Funimation is based

I doubted this series.

I deserve to be punished.

Believe in the backside.

I have been singing this nonstop for days. I want to stop. But I can’t.

(via onyx-san)

Johnny Tuturro Appreciation Week
Day 3 - favourite johnny outfit(s)

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I never realised how little white people there were in Rush Hour


2 non-white leads and that movie did so well. look at that.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
soypanda soypanda Said:


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

sloths > pugs

fight me literallyallie

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
soypanda soypanda Said:


they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

My name is D’Artagnan of Lupiac in Gascony.

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